Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life by James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts

Author:James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts [Patterson, James & Tebbetts, Chris]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Young Adult, Humour
ISBN: 9780316101875
Google: UKFhtQEACAAJ
Amazon: B00514AI20
Barnesnoble: B00514AI20
Goodreads: 9798177
Publisher: jimmy patterson
Published: 2011-06-27T05:00:00+00:00

SHORT AND SWEET, BUT MOSTLY JUST SHORT

Okay, that’s not exactly what Christmas looked like but, to tell you the truth, it could have been a lot worse. No major disasters, anyway.

The weirdest part was having Bear around on Christmas morning for the first time. Mom knew Georgia and I wouldn’t want to buy presents for him, so she got some little stuff and put our names on the tags. For her sake, I didn’t say anything about it. I just said “you’re welcome” when he opened the NFL foam can holders I supposedly got for him, and “thank you” when I opened the Chicago Bears sweatshirt he supposedly got for me.

After that, Mom made a really good Christmas dinner, including two kinds of pie from the diner—apple and chocolate cream. I had firsts, seconds, and thirds of everything, and we all stayed up late watching Raiders of the Lost Ark on TV.

Then Christmas was over.

And then Mom found out about my grades, and the hard stuff started all over again.

(Notice how fast this chapter went by? That’s exactly how it felt to me. Mom calls that “art imitating life,” but I just call it my own rotten luck.)

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